A week has passed, and although today I have been out of bed for several hours, I have not yet fully recovered. When I finish this post I plan to return to a horizontal position under my doona, but I am making progress.
I didn't even leave the house for the first four days, during which time I had some lovely ladies providing assistance, demonstrating love through practical care.
Photo sources:
http://www.magic1059.com.au/breakfast-show/matt-and-gracie/breakfast-podcasts/46685-a-berrie-new-strand-of-man-flu-gracie-s-valentines-day-story
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2796123/man-flu-isn-t-myth-men-sick-don-t-sex-hormones-boost-women-s-immune-systems.html