We Suck

Excuse my use of such sophisticated language but it is the morning after, the smoke has cleared, the dust has settled and we have lost again. Seven years in a row we have been defeated by our arch enemies from north of the border. I'm talking about Rugby League football. I'm talking about the State of Origin Battle Royale.


Every year New South Wales play Queensland in a best of three game series to determine which Australian state rules the Rugby League roost. This intense rivalry has raged since Federation in 1901, and now from 1982 with the fight transferred to an annual sporting contest, the fiercely passionate antagonism reaches boiling point over a six week period during which the three matches are contested. The State Of Origin series is a premier sporting event which attracts huge television audiences and sells out stadiums. It is the pinnacle of the game, the highest quality, the fastest, toughest sport on Earth. I love it.

What I don't love is the fact that my team, the Blues of News South Wales, lost another game and another series to those we southerners affectionately refer to as Canetoads, the Maroons of Queensland. This year was our best chance. We picked a team that could theoretically match the opposition, and the coach was charged with instilling faith in the players: faith to believe that they could beat the Maroons who, are possibly the best Rugby League team the game has ever seen. The question on everyone's lips was, could we not only compete with them but could we beat them. In Game One we played well enough to win but didn't. In Game Two we played better than we did in the first game and we deserved our victory. And so it was with our chests puffed out and heads held high that we marched into war at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane for the deciding match feeling like this was going to be our year. We would finally end the winning streak of the Maroons and claim glory for the mighty state of New South Wales.

Last night our hopes were obliterated. We lost by one point. Just one point, but the truth is we sucked. We did not play as well as we did in the previous match. We didn't defend as aggressively or effectively, and in attack we looked clueless most of the time. The final half of football in the 2012 series was when we should have stepped up and taken what was rightfully ours, but we didn't. We sucked. Credit to Queensland though. The wining margin may have only been one point but they were clearly the better team and deserved their victory. Ah well - here comes the cliche -there's always next year.

A Flood of Antipathy

I'll say it right up front. I don't want to pay the flood levy. Call me un-Australian if you will but what's wrong with people donating money to worthy causes because they want to. There are many people who regularly, and I'm talking on a weekly basis, give money to various organisations which help people less fortunate than themselves. Even irregular givers, and those who spend their discretionary income on fuel for their jet skis and motorbikes, or on cartons of cigarettes and cases of beer, have dug deep into their pockets over the last few weeks to find some extra dollars to support what is the most immediate and worthy cause in our nation: the floods crisis.

The impact of the floods in Queensland and Victoria has not been overstated, so nothing more needs to be said. The generosity of Australians in times of crisis is well known and has again been demonstrated very clearly in their response to the flood disaster. At charity sporting events like the Legends of Origin game and cricket's KFC Big Bash, at fundraising concerts, through radio and television appeals, and at sausage sizzle stands around the country, Aussies have been coughing up for a very good cause. It is doubtful that there is anyone who has not made some sort of contribution to flood relief efforts. On top of all the donated money comes insurance which, although problematic due to mean spirited insurance companies, will also provide financial assistance.

Now the government wants to impose a one off flood levy. If you earn under $50000 a year you don't have to pay, but above that, you do. Presumably this includes all the families who were directly affected by the floods, and all the people who have already made donations to the various appeals. It's a small amount of money the government proposes to tax us; between one and five dollars per week, but it's not the money, it's the principle. The package announced by Julia Gillard includes government spending cuts to the value of two dollars for every one dollar collected by the levy. Why not have the whole thing funded by spending cuts? Or why, as every economist in the country, and around the world probably says, not simply borrow some money?

Heres' the argument. Suppose you are working on a plan to pay off your credit card debt by 2013. You are committed to this course of action as you believe it is necessary for your financial health. Suddenly and without warning, your car develops serious engine troubles and because you need your car, you have to get it fixed. The repair bill is in the thousands. How will you pay for it? Spending cuts aren't going to help, it's too much money and you need it now. You can't impose an engine repair levy on your friends and family, so you use your credit card right? And you say, oh well, I'll just have to adjust my credit card debt retirement plans due to unforeseen circumstances.

The recent floods were definitely unforeseen, a natural disaster which nobody could have predicted. So borrow some money to pay for infrastructure rebuilding Julia. We already pay income tax, and we've already donated money. You pay to fix the roads and bridges, that's your job. The reason why the government won't take on more debt when nobody would mind if they did, is because of politics. They promised to return the budget to surplus and damn it all they are sticking to that promise. The Prime Minister was questioned about this in light of the sensible view put forward by economists and every one else with half a brain, that the deficit should be added to, and said she disagreed with them, and had made up her mind to go down the flood levy path.

I think it's stupid and I resent it. I'm tired of governments and politicians who talk about making tough decisions to disguise the reality of their stupid, gutless and short sighted decisions. Ill conceived, poorly executed policies which achieve nothing. The next disaster to hit the Gillard government may well be the flood of antipathy towards it which results in its destruction. The great worry is that the opposition is just as bad. Maybe the next deluge to fall from the sky will wash away all the politicians.